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The newest Aloha variant from OAF is coming at you hotter than your boot’s core temp after he gets hit with that rectal rocket on a 20k hump in June. So go on and pick up the Bangarang Aloha while the gettin’ is good. #HatersDontHump
$ 49.99
Those operators of old, the insurgents otherwise known as the Founding Fathers, would be humbled to know that you choose to rep their set with the new OAF Colonial Larry Aloha. So buy one before they’re gone and you end up looking like a shabbily dressed King George at your...
$ 49.99
Like the Diplomats of the early 2000s #BirdGang, the OAF Merica Mk18 Aloha is here to put your chain of command on standby for some sweet, wholesome, American-based shenanigans. Get you one of these bad boys before pool szn kicks off and you end up wearing your SOI shirt to...
$ 49.99
America is all about speed; nasty, bad ass speed. Grab that OAF American Aloha fresh off the press before Huawei swoops in and shuts us down with their 5G. #MrJinpingTearDownThatCellTower    
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Who says hardos can’t wear pink? Snag you up one of OAF’s new Sunnies-n-SCARs Alohas and kick back and enjoy the fruits of your labors all summer long. Even if that means blacking out in a kiddie pool in front of your barracks. #AmphibOps  
$ 49.99
From Pablo to Cali, and from Cali to Sinaloa, if the cartel is good at anything besides committing murder on an industrial scale, it’s throwing a party. Snatch OAF’s newest Aloha variant, the Cartel, and let your command know what time it is when they see you crushing Tecate and...
$ 49.99
Guns is drawn, and I ain’t talking about a sketch-Theodore Roosevelt. Go ahead and tap that purchase button on that hot, new OAF Aloha, the AK47, and maybe bring a little bit of that heat to your next Battalion Beach Bash. #MyMFnAddress    
$ 49.99
They know I keep that broccoli, so I keep that Glock with me. OAF’s newest Aloha, the Glock, is here to grace the torsos of God’s favorite freedom fighters, and buying one now will save you from being forced to open carry to family functions all summer long. #HowElseWillTheyKnow  ...
$ 49.99
There once was a man in Sangin, all he knew in his heart was bangin’, when Terry pressed close and dumped AKs right at me, the man leapt to his feet and screamed, “RPG”! Snatch that new OAF RPG Aloha and let the entire BBQ know you didn’t come here...
$ 49.99
If you’ve ever been awakened in the middle of the night to the sounds of God’s gift to the infantry, the gunship, snatching souls and poking holes into would-be holy warriors the world over, do yourself a favor and grab one of OAF’s Gunship Alohas before they take off by...
$ 49.99
Nothing says, “Let Freedom Ring,” like $1.4 million of death and destruction raining down from on high. Snag the new OAF T-Hawk Cruise Ship Aloha T and leave the “Veteran Lives Here,” warning signs in your garage this year. #WhatWouldYouDo  

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