There are few things more American than Patrick Bateman taking a classy young heaux to pound town wearing American Flag shades with red white and blue fireworks in the background.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to return some videotapes. #NoCanDoGotAn830ResAtDorcia
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This poster is the first of many collaborations between OAF Nation and @Plan_B_Actual the artist behind the most High Speed, Low Drag currency ever produced. Get your filthy dick-beaters on this poster ASAP and pay homage to one of the most trappinest leaders our country has ever knoown. 24" x...
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The 16th President of the United States Abraham "A-Boogie" Lincoln gooned up on a crispy 5 Dollar bill ready to hand out some fresh dirt naps.
24" x 18"
For when you got Taco Tuesday at 8:00 but you gotta party rock at 8:45
50/50 soft spun cotton/poly
4.3-ounce
Tear-away label
The first day of the week that isn't Monday also presents an opportunity to be legendary. If you've done something legendary on Taco Tuesday, let it be known.
Trill: Combination of true and real. - This shirt is only for the trillest GWOT of hitters that have been down with OAF since day one. The graphic is from the movie Full Metal Jacket, but you already knew that.
For those of us that grew up watching GI Joe only to become GI Joes. Smelted in the culture of the 80s and 90s then forged in the fires of the Global War on Terror. From watching summer sunsets from the safety of our neighborhood block parties to watching summer sunsets...
A deadly spin on the iconic phrase SKATE AND DESTROY made famous by Thrasher Skate Mag.
The mission of the infantry is to locate, CLOSE WITH AND DESTROY.
A playful and hoodratish play on keep calm and chive on. #CommeDesFuckdown and buss yo gun
Everything doesn't have to be about politics, moral obligations and a multitude of ethical platitudes. Sometimes you just wanna get your gun on...and that's ok.
Sometimes you just gotta cut loose with the homies and treat yoself to some hoodrat ass behavior.
Moons Out Goons Out; Kick the tires and light the fires. Here's the green light to get hangin' from your risers. When the moon comes out the goons come out. Whether you're handing out free dirt naps or handing out that D this is the shirt to do it in...
No matter where you fall in the grand scheme of things always remember you don't have to act hard to be hard.
Sometimes you just need to cut someones face off, wear it as a mask, and get a little murdery :) #MurderyAssShirt
A screen cap from one of many iconic Black Hawk Down scenes that made us all want to be cool guys.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
4.3 - ounce
Rib-Knit Crew Neck
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Bangin' in Sangin. Enjoy your stay, Watch your step! Pay homage to a place so many hitters hold dear - The Graveyard of Taliban in the Graveyard of Empires
DILLON! You son of a bitch.... If you don't know this scene from predator you need to stand in the mirror and yell at yourself.
50/50 ring spun combed cotton/poly
4.3 - ounce
Rib-Knit Crew Neck
Tear-away label
The rebel without a cause; James Dean rocking that low reg proudly like every low-life should.
50/50 ring spun combed cotton/poly
4.3 - ounce
Rib-Knit Crew Neck
Tear-away label
U.S. Army Sergeant Elvis Aaron Presley
50/50 ring spun combed cotton/poly
4.3 - ounce
Rib-Knit Crew Neck
Tear-away label
For those hitters that push that GWOT dope through the streets of Iraq to the mountains and valleys of Afghanistan.
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These are the handful of remaining lower receivers from the almighty OAF Nation x Noveske Collaboration. These are "chainsaw" lowers so they have some wear and the Noveske Chainsaw logo on the bottom. These are only available for a limited time. Receiver is mil spec hard coat anodized aircraft grade 7075...
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No more uniform inspections, field days, useless annual training, formations, bootie hole early armory musters, mass punishment, or retirement ceremonies. No more Sausage Majors, 1st Sausages, Company Bunny Sausages or Sausage First Classes up in ya figgity face yippity yappin that nickity nonsense. 100% Polyester FleeceTwo Styles: 1. Blank 50”...
#OAFNATION
