Every service member retired and active should own this Tee.

Saint Mattis will always watch over you and grant you the strength to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow hall cake, rah?

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • 4.3 - ounce 
  • Rib-Knit Crew Neck

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    Every service member retired and active should own this Tee.

    Saint Mattis will always watch over you and grant you the strength to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow hall cake, rah?

    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    • 4.3 - ounce 
    • Rib-Knit Crew Neck

      Also check out > St. Mattis - Phone Cover

      Also check out > St. Mattis - Coffee Mug

      Also check out > St. Mattis - Tank Top

      Also check out > St. Mattis The Patron Saint of Chaos - Poster

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