Christmas Narwhal

$ 25.99

Bye, bootface! I hope you find those NVGs before your roid-raging TL wakes up.

The ex-PMCs, SOF veterans and former Marine grunts of OAF Nation’s design team came up with this bad larry to extend our warmest holiday wishes to all the homies out there enjoying some suck right now. May you have the first shift of fire watch. May your serialized gear never go missing. May you have the best care package from home that all the homies are jealous of. Just be sure to share the love. It is Christmas, after all.

This design is now featured on our new and improved apparel fabric. It is everything you want in terms of comfort, while also sturdy enough to hold up after washing and drying. Structurally sound enough for the gym, but also perfect for lounging and drinking on that eggnog and burning “mistletoe” leaves (at least that’s what you told your sister’s badass kids), the Christmas Narwhal design can do it all.

Color: Heather Grey

Pay in 4 easy installments with no interest


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