First Sausage Mizer

$ 25.99

Dropping in, quite literally hot, just in time for the holiday season is First Sausage Mizer. The OAF Nation design team recently sat down and tried to brainstorm ideas for designs based on our favorite Christmas movies from our childhood, and First Sausage Mizer is a direct reflection of that. Inspired by the classic Year Without a Santa Clause, First Sausage Mizer should be easily recognizable to anyone who’s had their holiday leave or liberty cancelled by a miserly First Sergeant. Perfect as a gift for your friends scorned by the long green arm of the law or for yourself this holiday season, hurry before it starts to melt in our clutch. 

This design is now featured on our new and improved apparel fabric. It is everything you want in terms of comfort, while also sturdy enough to hold up after washing and drying. Good enough for government work, that’s for certain.

Color: Navy Frost

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