I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the homies of the barracks against all pointless working parties (or details) from higher just looking to task out young kings and queens on busywork - and dumb hazing rituals from weak-stacked fake gangsters who act like they fought on Iwo Jima. That I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. And your BM.
The former Marine grunts, ex-PMCs, and SOF veterans of the OAF Nation design team came up with this bad larry around the holidays because who among us doesn’t love us a Christmas Vacation. Shitter’s full.
This design is featured on our new and improved apparel fabric. It is everything you want in terms of comfort, while also sturdy enough to hold up after washing and drying. Structurally sound enough for the gym, but also perfect for lounging and drinking on that eggnog and burning “mistletoe” leaves (at least that’s what you told your sister’s badass kids), the Christmas Bonus design can do it all.
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