There are few things more American than Patrick Bateman taking a classy young heaux to pound town wearing American Flag shades with red white and blue fireworks in the background. Now if you'll excuse me I have to return some videotapes. #NoCanDoGotAn830ResAtDorcia
Crush your enemies. “If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!!” This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, mother f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded.  When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll be with Mattis!
Every service member retired and active should own this tank. No excuses. Saint Mattis will always watch over you and grant you the strength to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow...


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